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Thursday, 9 August 2012

Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of Vogue [Video]

Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of VogueWe know that ladymag readership is down, seriously badly down, for the first six months of 2012. But now we know who the culprits are: the celebrities whose well-lit, smiling, Photoshop-enhanced faces have failed to open wallets in supermarket checkout aisles all across the land. Poorly selling issues of note include Vogue's Olympics-themed June edition with Lochte, Serena Williams, and Hope Solo. It was the magazine's weakest of the year so far, moving just 202,000 newsstand copies — which might have been just Ryan Lochte's mom buying the same issue over and over again. That total is 33% below its six-month average.

If athletes do badly on the covers of fashion magazines, Kardashians might do even worse: Kim Kardashian was a loser for Allure in March (which sold 7% below average) and all three sisters failed to make an impression on the cover of Glamour in January (which sold 11% below average).

Who did well? Adele, for one, handily beat Vogue's sales average. So did Kate Moss for both W and Harper's Bazaar. And Glamour's topless Lauren Conrad cover sold a whopping 18% above the title's average. [WWD]

Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of VogueGwen Stefani is on the cover of September's Harper's Bazaar. At 375 pages, the issue is the magazine's biggest ever. Stefani says she started wearing red lipstick in high school in the '80s: "I remember sitting in my ghetto, beat-up Honda Prelude and putting on that lipstick in the rearview mirror and being like, 'Uh-huh, I like that. That's the shit right there.' I never stopped after that." [HB] Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of VogueBritish designer Louise Grey is launching a capsule collection for Topshop on August 23. "The dresses and tops are all totally covered in sequins and I made them to go dancing in," says Grey. [Telegraph] Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of Vogue Cute Circuit — that's the company that made Katy Perry's light-up 2010 Met Ball dress, you will recall — wants to bring to market a t-shirt with an embedded LED screen. So that you can display, um, your favorite Tweets. Or whatever other shit you've downloaded from the Internet. Light-up and interactive clothing is not new, but it is getting more sophisticated. Would you wear this? [Atlantic] Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of VogueAndré J — the man, the beard, the legend — Tweeted a photo of himself and Carine Roitfeld on a rooftop. Hopefully this means he and Roitfeld are working together on something related to the former Vogue Paris editor's forthcoming print magazine, CR Fashion Book. Roitfeld famously had Andre J and Carolyn Murphy shot by Bruce Weber for the cover of Vogue Paris in 2005. [@AndreJWorldWide]
Meanwhile, Roitfeld confirmed that the magazine's Web site will be hosted on Tumblr. [Fashionista] Nobody Bought Ryan Lochte's Issue of VogueHere is Lana Del Ray, a gold bar, and a kitty cat in the pages of Vogue Italia. [VI] Female French politicians are fed up with commentary on their clothing, makeup, and shoes — and even cat-calling from colleagues:

Wearing a blue-and-white flowered dress by U.K. mail-order clothing company Boden (a shirt dress named Riviera priced on the French version of the Web site at 119 euros, or $146.57 at current exchange rates, currently discounted at 59.50 euros, or $73.29 dollars), Cécile Duflot, minister of territorial equality and housing, had to endure whistles from male deputies last month as she walked down steps to stand in front of the National Assembly. [...] The high heels worn by Yamina Benguigui, a politician, and the critical length of the dress worn by [minister for small- and medium-sized enterprises, innovation and the digital economy, Fleur] Pellerin (which went above her knees when she walked the steps of the Elysée Palace in late June), also created a buzz. In July, one top journalist asked Pellerin if she got the job because she is a beautiful woman from a minority background. The question drew ire on Twitter.

"It is very complicated to be a woman in politics. If you dress up, everyone makes a comment. If you don't, it is even worse," lamented Amor Ouni, whose responsibilities include advising [first lady Valérie] Trierweiler on her wardrobe. "‘Normal chic' is what I try to achieve in terms of looks for her."

Sigh. [WWD]

Meanwhile, the purse carried by North Korean first ladyRi Sol-Ju — wife of notorious dictator Kim Jong-Un — has drawn criticism for somewhat less sexist reasons: because she's been carrying a Miss Dior handbag that costs thousands of dollars even as North Koreans are facing famine and food shortages due to the inefficiencies of their centrally planned economy. The bag is a symbol of the privileges and wealth enjoyed by the small cadre of party officials who run the country. [Telegraph]Lady Gaga really wants to unveil her September Vogue cover. "Don't worry I've been txting Wintour all morning trying to get that cover queens," she Tweeted. "Next im sending bagels to VOGUE (complex carbohydrate war)." [@LadyGaga]LOVE magazine is launching an iPad app with artist Yayoi Kusama. Users can reportedly use the app to play with polka dots, like the ones that populate Kusama's work. [WWD]Bar Refaeli says she'd try JDate "maybe if I'm still single when I'm 40." [P6]Talbots, which has been struggling, now has a new C.E.O., C.O.O., and company president. [WWD]With an annual income of $72 million, Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady came second in Forbes' list of the top-earning celebrity couples of the year. They were beaten — though only by $6 million — by Beyoncé and Jay-Z. [Forbes]Macy's says its second quarter saw healthy growth. Net income rose to $279 million from $241 million during the same period one year ago. Same-store sales were up 3%, to a whopping $6.12 billion. [WWD]Tod's SpA net income rose year-on-year by 13.7%, to $96.5 million, during the first six months of 2012. Sales were strongest at Tod's (which was up 19.4%) but they dropped at Hogan (down 12%) and Fay (down 8.1%). [WWD]Profits during the quarter just ended at Ralph Lauren were up by 5.1%, to $193.4 million. [WWD]

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Thursday, 2 August 2012

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody Wants [Video]

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody WantsOnce upon a time, there was a princess who was in love with vampire, and then she met a guy with a wife and kids who said, "Let's spin straw into gold," and she was like, "OK." But, alas, some people got pictures of the two of them doing some illicit straw-gold-spinning, and the vampire was upset by the pictures and ran for the comfort of Reese Witherspoon.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios still claims that Rupert Sanders is signed on to direct the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, which would once again star Kristen Stewart, but his wife Liberty Ross basically said, "Like fuck you are," understandably. [Sugarscape, Radar Online]

Oh: Robert Pattinson is talking to K-Stew again. [Radar]

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody Wants For years, there has been a Beyoncé documentary-shaped hole in the world. Sweet relief is nigh: Bey is shopping around 20 minutes of footage to distributors with an endgame of producing and directing a documentary about her life and career, "a mix of music and personal study, blending concert footage with confessional interview" a la Katy Perry's Part Of Me. [LA Times]

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody WantsHere's a 30-second preview for Mariah Carey's new single "Triumphant," which makes its radio debut later today and features verses by Meek Mill and Rick Ross. [Soundcloud]

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody Wants The trailer for The Paperboy, best known as That Movie Wherein Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron Do It, looks just this side of postmodern Tennesee Williams-style camp. You know, where everyone's got their fake Southern accent on and tearing up the scenery and it's so swampy out people are ripping their clothes off all the time. If you don't believe me, please note that Matthew McConaughey is also present.

What's that you say? You want screenshots of ZEfron in wet tighty-whities? Here ya go. [Vh1]

Awkward: Rupert Sanders Is Slated to Direct Kristen Stewart Again in a Sequel Nobody WantsBet you didn't see this coming: Bar Rafaeli and Shaun White have maybe been dating since May. They've been snapped canoodling in multiple countries and were just spotted together cheering on Michael Phelps as he won his 19th gold medal in a 4x200m freestyle relay final. Weird. [NYDN]

Jessica Biel says that Justin Timberlake often makes her change her outfit before they go out. Urghhrhhh. [Belfast Telegraph]Seth MacFarlane and Miss USA Olivia Culpo are not dating. This is made exponentially better because the main picture here, confusingly, is of MacFarlane and Rob Lowe, who is mentioned nowhere in the item. [NYDN]Apparently Clint Eastwood came up to Jeff Daniels one time and told him that toilet scene in Dumb & Dumber really resonated with him because one time he ate bad shellfish with a date and went back to her house with her and clogged her toilet. Clint Eastwood poops! [Entertainment Weekly]Lindsay Lohan blames paparazzi for her 2010 car accident. [TMZ]Miley Cyrus's L.A. house got "swatted," a terrible new prank that involves fake emergency calls. [TMZ]Model Daisy Lowe was scandalized by her own Playboy photos. [Fox News]Ivana Trump has a new boyfriend named Marc Antonio Rota. [Page Six]Victoria Beckham discussed her famous scowl in Glamour: "I actually used to smile a lot in pictures. I think I only stopped smiling when I got into fashion. Fashion stole my smile! I've created this person. And I'm not saying that's not me, but I wouldn't say that's the whole me. It's an armor that goes up." [Us Weekly]Boardwalk Empire star Kelly Macdonald is pregnant. [Examiner]Some Miley Cyrus boudoir shots taken for Liam Hemsworth are now for everyone. [HuffPo]Khloe Kardashian tweets: Still get disgusted by how people judge others by weight. Either "fat" or "skinny". Nothing is ever good enough... [Twitter]Kaley Cuoco says she wants 10 seasons of The Big Bang Theory. That makes one of us. [Digital Spy]Here's Christina Aguilera doing a PSA for Yum! Brands World Hunger Relief. [YouTube]It doesn't take much to transform Russell Brand into Captain Hook, as evidenced in this Annie Leibowitz shot. [L.A. Times]Doug Ellin is on page 65 of the Entourage movie, whose logline probably sounds something like "What happens when one very attractive man and three talentless parasites hang out in Los Angeles and fuck models? Nothing." [E! Online]Amidst rumors of their marriage ending, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are flying away to New York. [Monsters and Critics]Camilla Alves, Matthew McConaughey's wife, did not want to get married at all. [TNVZ.co.nz]Jon Gosselin is broke and may face jail time for not being able to pay child support. [The Hollywood Gossip]Here's that close-up of Sofia Vergara's giant engagement rock that you wanted. Might I suggest an eclipse deflector? [Twitter]Cate Blanchett is psyched that people think she's boring. [Page Six]

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