Showing posts with label Customers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Customers. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Stores May Now Know Too Much About Their Customers’ Fifty Shades Reading Habits [Fifty Shades]

Stores May Now Know Too Much About Their Customersâ?? Fifty Shades Reading HabitsAccording to Uproxx, this Fifty Shades of Grey masturbating kiosk is located in a Sainsbury's, which is a chain of supermarkets in the U.K. that apparently specializes in dirty books and special vibrator batteries. Oh, and those shortbread cookies that are so maddeningly delicious. This display should remind everyone why the internet (and, by extension, e-publishing) is a thing — so everyone can look at their dirty books in private and make a more discreet battery-run later.

Now that the indie literary darling Fifty Shades of Grey has gone mainstream (it now boasts a classical music soundtrack), it's probably all but impossible for you to enjoy it anymore. The novel about sadomasochism (pro-tip: if you use the word "sadomasochistic" to describe Fifty Shades, you're halfway to a doctoral thesis about the metaliterary experience of reading E.L. James as well as a tenure-track position at Yale) has already sold more than 30 million copies worldwide, and is being prepped for distribution in 43 other countries even as we sit here not leafing through its titillating pages. Soon, readers the world over will be hiding their copies of Fifty Shades so that no one judges their literary tastes, which they'll eventually realize is silly when they learn that everybody else is secretly reading the very same book.

‘Fifty Shades': sado-masochistic romance now a global hit [AFP via Yahoo!]

Fifty Shades of Grey Makes an Album [WYNC]

Image via Uproxx


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Thursday, 2 August 2012

Romantic Couple Steals Lube, Gets Sexy in Front of Horrified Wal Mart Customers [Romance]

Aug 2, 2012 7:15 PM  

Romantic Couple Steals Lube, Gets Sexy in Front of Horrified Wal Mart CustomersA couple in Kansas has been arrested after swiping some KY Jelly and then getting gropey and lewd with each other in front of the customers. "What are those to people doing, mommy?" They're, uh, wrestling with their butts, sweetie.

The couple, 35 year old Tina Gianakon and 22 year old Julian Call, were arrested on charges of theft and lewd and lascivious behavior. According to the police report, the two were "openly fondling each other" right there in the store. Right in front of the tiny little prices!

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